Political Humour & Wisdom

"Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."  -  Nikita Khrushchev.

"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." - Plato

"Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel." - John Quinton

"I offered my opponents a deal:  'If they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson.